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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ACTIVATING CAR ALARM]
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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There he is.
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Black Jack Massarone.
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I saw this, and I thought of you.
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-Look at that.
-The guy's local.
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He makes them as part of
a program for disabled vets.
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A little gift to show my
gratitude for all our work together.
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Thanks.
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Look at those guys, huh?
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[CHUCKLING] They had some times, huh?
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We're finally gonna cut the
ribbon for the museum on the 22nd.
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They even asked me to make a
little speech on the challenges
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of contemporary urban development.
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Thank you.
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Something for you?
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I'll have what he's having.
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Listen, my buddy in City Plan
Check says they just pulled a permit
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to turn the old bus
station into a mixed-use.
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Zellman still hasn't given me a number.
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Has he said anything
to you about another bid?
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Oh, we don't talk much.
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Take your hat off. Relax.
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Yeah. I just started on the Rogaine.
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Listen, you think you could ask Ron if
this falls under the same arrangement?
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It's kind of soggy, you
wanna know the truth.
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Tony, this is federal redevelopment.
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I'll look into it.
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-So a speech, huh?
-Yeah.
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At the Museum of Science and Trucking.
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I just wish my mother could have seen it.
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Well, wherever she
is, I'm sure she's proud.
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Actually, I think I know exactly
where she is, and it's pretty fucking hot.
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You had one of those too, huh?
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Gentlemen.
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Is everything okay here?
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Yeah, sure. Just talking.
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Okay, then. Have a good night.
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So they go through labor,
big deal. Try a prostate exam.
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This is great.
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And I usually don't like modern art.
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The Rat Pack.
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Do you know a Joseph "Joey" Cogo?
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Not much. I mean, I met him.
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Last week.
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Me and Chrissy were having dinner
with Tony and his friend, Valentina.
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Joey Cogo sent over a bottle of Veuve.
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You wanna show her those?
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Oh, my God.
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Was this man with him?
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Yeah, I saw him.
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You're sure?
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Tuesday night.
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[CAR STARTING UP]
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[TIRES SQUEALING OFF]
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Jesus, because of what I said?
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TONYS VOICE: You're supposed to be
earners. That's… The top-tier positions.
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So each of you, go to your people
on the street. Crack some fucking…
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Create some fucking earners out there!
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So, what's he saying?
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The way I remember, he said:
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"That's why you got
the top-tier positions."
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This other inaudible is "crack
fucking heads," not "legs."
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I need a signature.
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Now, that's it. That's all I gotta say.
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Frankly, I'm depressed and…
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-Depressed and what?
-Depressed and ashamed.
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So, what about my Alan
Stuart shirt from that meeting?
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Ralph Cifaretto spilt
my coffee and ruined it.
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I can petty cash it. Resubmit, okay?
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This Crazy Horse pole
camera's working out really good.
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Paulie Gualtieri's car
again. She's still lying.
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MAN: Listen, any chance you could
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ask Ron if this falls under
the same arrangement?
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TONY: It's kind of soggy,
you wanna know the truth.
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-Pie. He was eating.
-Tony, this is federal redevelopment.
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I'll look into it.
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-So a speech, huh?
-Sound quality is amazing.
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New hats. Mike's right in the button.
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-Museum of Science and Trucking.
-Just wish my mother could have seen it.
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Give it to Angela and shut the door.
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Well, wherever she
is, I'm sure she's proud.
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What happened to the jury-tampering
investigation on Junior Soprano's trial?
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-Actually, I…
-You guys just drop the ball on that?
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Massarone's a huge asset.
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-Couple him with…
-What, three-year-old airline tickets?
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Some ties to the Bevilaqua murder?
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Even if Massarone and a
thousand other snitches pan out
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we've still gotta put Tony on trial.
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That's useless until we find out
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how they penetrated the
anonymous jury system.
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And what? Jury duty's not tough enough?
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We don't like to dig into some citizen.
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Tough shit. One of
those citizens is a felon.
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Get on it.
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You know what's going on here, right?
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He fucked up his six-figure
future with O'Melveny and Myers
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when he blew the Junior Soprano trial.
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Of course, he'll keep
trying him until he fixes that.
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-Hey!
-Hey.
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There he is, John Barrymore.
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-How are you?
-All right.
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I thought nobody ever comes to see you.
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I was dropping off some dandelions.
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Saw a beautiful patch in a
vacant lot over by 15th Street.
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-Nice salad.
-Any word about Tony B.?
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Yeah, yeah, should be any day now.
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Aunt Quintina's gonna
call the moment she hears.
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-He's a good kid, your cousin? Smart.
-Yeah.
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Fucking weirdo, you ask me.
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All right, the vacant
lot over on 15th Street?
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That's where all the
neighborhood dogs go to piss.
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[LAUGHING]
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You goddamn clown.
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So, you got anything
lined up for the kid?
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Yeah, yeah, air bags. We
pull them from boosted cars.
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People buy them like
you wouldn't believe.
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Hey, legit dealers, body shops,
they reinstall undeployed bags as new.
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-Top dollar.
-Brave, new world.
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Jesus Christ, they didn't even have
shoulder belts when I went away.
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You'll let me know when the kid gets out?
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Yeah, we'll have a
party for him. All right.
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I love you, okay.
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[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
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Come on, eat. Don't be so sensitive.
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I was being polite. It's
like eating red fescue.
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I'll take an egg. You want an egg?
Bobby, make my nephew an egg.
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I don't want an egg.
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Tony B.
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A little welcome-home present.
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-What's that, a Motorola?
-Yeah.
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Supposed to be the best.
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So, I figured he could use
one. Call me when he needs me.
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All the fellas are getting out, huh?
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The class of 2004.
Old rats on a new ship.
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Think I'll take an egg.
Make us a couple eggs.
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I'm doing it. You told
me. He don't want one.
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You and Tony Egg again.
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Tony Egg? Tony B.
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Like the time you two… You
took that camera in the bathroom…
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[PHONE RINGING]
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…at your sister Barbara's confirmation.
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Hello.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Where's he gonna be laid out?
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Who now? Goddamn it.
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Well, let us know.
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Carmine Lupertazzi.
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He passed during the night.
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What a fucking blow.
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He was a great man.
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My cousin told me it was Carmine
who invented point-shaving.
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CCNY versus Kentucky, 1951.
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Nobody beat the spread. I
bought a black Fleetwood.
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Anthony. Anthony, did I ever
tell you I want to be cremated?
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About four times.
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And don't throw my ashes in somebody's
yard or off some fucking bridge.
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I wanna be on a mantelpiece
surrounded by family.
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Yeah, under the moose head. I know.
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Keep joking. Let me tell you something.
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It's like that game we
used to play as kids.
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Crack The Whip.
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You run around holding
hands as tight as you can,
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and then the line
snaps, somebody lets go,
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and you're next.
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Your father meant a lot to all of
us, and not just financially either.
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-How are you?
-Looking good.
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-Yeah, there you go.
-Fantastic.
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What's up, buddy?
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-John.
-Gene.
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Nicole.
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-You remember Mr. Petrille.
-What, honey?
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-He meant a lot to us.
-Tough going, right?
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Ginny, Phil, how are you doing?
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-Hey, kid.
-Angelo.
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I'm heartbroken.
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-Nicole, you remember Mr. Garepe.
-Of course.
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That was my aunt. My cousin's out.
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-That's great news.
-Start him off small, T.
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You hear that? Your cousin's out.
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-Oh, look who's coming.
-What?
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-Hey there, handsome.
-Hey, baby.
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-How are you?
-Good.
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Lorraine, you're looking good.
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Yeah, keeping it together
with Pilates and gin.
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Sil, Paulie, how is it hanging?
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Still got the nice manners, huh?
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This is my nephew, Christopher.
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Lady shylock, you got some reputation.
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Yeah, my mother said that might happen.
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I'd like to introduce you the love of my
life. This is my partner, Jason Evanina.
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-Honor to meet you.
-Hi, how are you?
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So, Jesus leans off the
cross and whispers to Peter:
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"I can see your house from here."
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[LAUGHING]
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I'm so sorry. This was such a shock.
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This is a very hard day.
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I just saw Ginny. The
flowers are beautiful.
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-John, got a minute?
-Yeah.
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Nicole, I'm sorry.
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What's going on here?
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-What're you talking about?
-My father.
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-Look at his hands.
-He looks peaceful.
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I'm talking about his rosary. The medal?
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You think I don't know
what that is? It's for Opus Dei.
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What the fuck is that about?
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In his later years, your father
was very sensitive about the church.
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Bullshit. Your wife is into Opus Dei.
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-You told Colombino to put it there.
-You sure about that?
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-Yes, I'm sure about that.
-Body's not even cold.
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No respect for anything anymore.
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In New Jersey housewife,
fundamentalist shit? I doubt it, John.
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You yourself said, I was
like another son to him.
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I was being polite. It was his deathbed.
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I should have written those words down.
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You should have. They
don't mean anything anymore.
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You understand what I'm saying?
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[EXPLOSIONS]
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I saw a huge mushroom cloud…
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…from the shell.
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Jim Campbell might be alive today
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if he hadn't have said to me:
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"Heffron, you stay here with your gun.
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I'm going up."
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All your life
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you gotta remember what one guy did
because he thought it was his job to do.
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And he took a shot for you.
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This shit's not supposed to run,
and here I look like a raccoon.
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You are irresistible, and you know it.
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Danny said I was clingy.
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Fuck him. He's the one
with the self-esteem issues.
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You don't know what it's like out
there, Ade. You're marrying Christopher.
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He's handsome, makes
money. He's got great hair. He…
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Okay.
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You know I love animals,
but this thing is so gorgeous.
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Isn't it? My dad almost had a stroke.
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But I told him, "Hey, asshole, I'm
the one taking all the fucking risk here."
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I have to fake the invoices.
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Sometimes you gotta just
take care of yourself, you know?
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Sure you do, honey.
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Come here.
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Come on. Let's don't
keep your date waiting.
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He likes you, I can tell.
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[LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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We got a white wine for Ade.
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00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:41,153
That's another apple martini for you.
248
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,655
-Thank you, my dear.
-My 7 and 7.
249
00:16:43,822 --> 00:16:46,325
And a nothing and nothing.
250
00:16:47,785 --> 00:16:49,370
Don't listen to him, Chrissy.
251
00:16:49,536 --> 00:16:51,246
I think what you're doing's brave.
252
00:16:52,414 --> 00:16:53,624
It's not for everybody,
253
00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:56,584
but things are different
when you don't have that crutch.
254
00:16:56,668 --> 00:16:59,254
We make up for it other ways.
255
00:17:00,923 --> 00:17:02,424
My God, it's hot in here.
256
00:17:02,591 --> 00:17:04,926
What do you expect?
You're dancing in a mink coat.
257
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:07,179
It's fox.
258
00:17:07,346 --> 00:17:09,098
She's my fox in a fox.
259
00:17:09,848 --> 00:17:12,601
Let's see her box. Or maybe her socks.
260
00:17:14,061 --> 00:17:15,896
Stupid.
261
00:17:16,063 --> 00:17:21,360
Well, I have to wear fur on the outside
on account of being bare everywhere else.
262
00:17:21,527 --> 00:17:24,571
-You believe this one?
-No shit.
263
00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:35,124
Every place I go, I got substances
I can't enjoy shoved in my face.
264
00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:38,794
But I guess asking you for a little
support system in my own home
265
00:17:38,961 --> 00:17:40,462
is way the fuck out of line.
266
00:17:40,629 --> 00:17:42,506
You gotta have some more wine.
267
00:17:42,673 --> 00:17:44,382
Seemed to have a good time tonight.
268
00:17:44,466 --> 00:17:46,385
What the fuck you talking about?
269
00:17:46,552 --> 00:17:47,803
What, Tina?
270
00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:51,807
Come on, that cunt's
too full of herself anyway.
271
00:17:51,974 --> 00:17:54,393
Cunt? She's my maid
of honor, Christopher.
272
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,770
She's no fucking maid, let me tell you.
273
00:18:01,316 --> 00:18:04,987
Great, now I'm upset.
See what I'm talking about?
274
00:18:05,154 --> 00:18:07,656
But I guess it's all my problem.
275
00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:13,412
I'm sorry, baby.
276
00:18:13,579 --> 00:18:14,913
Okay?
277
00:18:15,205 --> 00:18:15,914
[DOORBELL]
278
00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:17,499
Jeez!
279
00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:19,835
Please, stop.
280
00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:25,049
Well, there you are. My handsome nephew.
281
00:18:25,216 --> 00:18:29,012
Auntie Quin, look at
you. All dolled up, huh?
282
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:34,434
-I never thought I'd live to see this day.
-Well, here you are. Still here.
283
00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:36,060
-Where's Tony?
-Downstairs
284
00:18:36,227 --> 00:18:38,229
getting into one of his old suits.
285
00:18:38,396 --> 00:18:41,107
-I'll buy him some new suits.
-He's fine.
286
00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:44,527
I only wish he had more to come back to.
287
00:18:44,694 --> 00:18:47,238
That ex-wife of his
288
00:18:47,614 --> 00:18:51,034
she uses her answering
machine to ignore me,
289
00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:53,536
so forget about us seeing the twins.
290
00:18:55,288 --> 00:18:58,666
How's Kelly? How's she doing?
291
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,543
Well, she's lost to us, Anthony.
292
00:19:01,211 --> 00:19:05,381
But Tony says he's
gonna hire a detective.
293
00:19:05,548 --> 00:19:07,217
Look at this.
294
00:19:07,383 --> 00:19:09,219
Two of you were so cute.
295
00:19:10,678 --> 00:19:13,139
Well, even then my
cannoli was bigger than his.
296
00:19:13,306 --> 00:19:14,891
Oh, stop.
297
00:19:17,185 --> 00:19:20,230
Oh, man, there he is.
298
00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:32,116
God, Ton.
299
00:19:32,283 --> 00:19:34,702
Look at us, 15 fucking years.
300
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,829
The language.
301
00:19:36,996 --> 00:19:40,041
Go ahead, say it. I
haven't changed a bit, right?
302
00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:42,543
[LAUGHING]
303
00:19:42,627 --> 00:19:44,295
You look good. You look good.
304
00:19:47,257 --> 00:19:48,508
Say provolone.
305
00:19:51,427 --> 00:19:53,263
ALL: Surprise!
306
00:19:53,429 --> 00:19:54,764
Oh, shit.
307
00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:57,809
Very nice, you give me a heart attack.
308
00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:00,102
Ma, it's enough, all right?
309
00:20:00,186 --> 00:20:02,605
Stop crying. I'm embarrassed enough.
310
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,442
I don't know what to say.
311
00:20:06,609 --> 00:20:08,444
Don't say anything. Just eat, huh?
312
00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:10,738
Oh, hey.
313
00:20:11,114 --> 00:20:13,574
I got peppers been
marinating for 15 years!
314
00:20:13,658 --> 00:20:14,909
[PARTY HORNS]
315
00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:17,787
-Hey.
-What?
316
00:20:17,954 --> 00:20:19,288
Where's tubbs?
317
00:20:19,372 --> 00:20:20,415
[LAUGHING]
318
00:20:20,582 --> 00:20:22,125
Artie, what happened here?
319
00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:24,586
Still a ball-breaker, huh?
320
00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:33,720
What the fuck's with him?
321
00:20:34,345 --> 00:20:35,597
Ask him.
322
00:20:35,763 --> 00:20:37,557
You guys have a beef?
323
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:43,187
I loaned the guy money, then he tried
to kill himself. Guess who got the blame.
324
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,733
Oh, my God, Ton.
325
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:49,902
My God, we have all missed you so much.
326
00:20:50,069 --> 00:20:52,155
I swear, you look exactly the same.
327
00:20:52,322 --> 00:20:53,948
You're still full of shit, huh?
328
00:20:54,198 --> 00:20:55,366
[LAUGHING]
329
00:20:55,658 --> 00:20:57,744
Is Nancy here yet? The twins?
330
00:20:57,910 --> 00:20:59,329
No, Nancy couldn't make it.
331
00:20:59,495 --> 00:21:01,331
Her aunt in Bayonne, the sciatica…
332
00:21:09,297 --> 00:21:11,799
-What are you gonna do?
-Cousin!
333
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:14,010
Jan. Oh, Christ.
334
00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:15,927
Come, I want you to meet my family.
335
00:21:16,012 --> 00:21:17,680
I'm talking to him right now.
336
00:21:17,847 --> 00:21:19,223
Tony, you remember Bobby.
337
00:21:19,390 --> 00:21:22,185
-Good to see you. Welcome home.
-Now my husband.
338
00:21:22,352 --> 00:21:25,021
And guys, this is your
Uncle Tony Blundetto.
339
00:21:25,563 --> 00:21:26,606
Hey there.
340
00:21:26,773 --> 00:21:29,192
How come we never met you before?
341
00:21:30,318 --> 00:21:32,445
I've been away on business.
342
00:21:32,612 --> 00:21:34,030
I never even heard of you.
343
00:21:35,865 --> 00:21:38,618
Stop playing with your ice. Come on.
344
00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:42,747
They let that kid say anything.
345
00:21:42,914 --> 00:21:44,874
Welcome home, Uncle Tony.
346
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:47,043
Oh, Jesus.
347
00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:48,461
This is Meadow.
348
00:21:49,879 --> 00:21:52,548
God, you turned out beautiful, honey.
349
00:21:53,341 --> 00:21:56,386
And this strapping,
young man is Anthony Jr.
350
00:21:56,552 --> 00:21:58,388
How's Kelly?
351
00:21:59,847 --> 00:22:01,747
Our regular dinner up by you Thursday?
352
00:22:01,891 --> 00:22:03,559
Yes, Daddy.
353
00:22:03,726 --> 00:22:06,896
See, with my family now,
you know, in separation
354
00:22:07,063 --> 00:22:10,149
you gotta make an
appointment to see each other.
355
00:22:14,404 --> 00:22:16,698
-I should go see Uncle Zio.
-Yeah.
356
00:22:16,864 --> 00:22:18,574
-All right.
-Show him the phone.
357
00:22:18,741 --> 00:22:20,076
Yeah.
358
00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:50,523
Tony.
359
00:22:50,857 --> 00:22:53,985
I'll make this fast because
I know you're all hungry.
360
00:22:55,862 --> 00:22:59,449
I remember, growing
up, I was always asking
361
00:22:59,615 --> 00:23:02,285
why I just used to have sisters.
362
00:23:02,452 --> 00:23:05,037
I said to my mother, "Can't
you save up something and
363
00:23:05,121 --> 00:23:06,747
then get me a baby brother?"
364
00:23:06,831 --> 00:23:07,874
[LAUGHING]
365
00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:12,128
And my mother said, "What's
wrong with your cousin Tony?"
366
00:23:12,295 --> 00:23:16,215
And she was right
because we were brothers.
367
00:23:16,382 --> 00:23:19,469
Except, you know, we had the same name.
368
00:23:20,136 --> 00:23:22,472
There was like 50 Tonys in the family.
369
00:23:24,348 --> 00:23:25,683
Some of you remember this.
370
00:23:25,850 --> 00:23:29,562
My dad's name was Johnny and
371
00:23:29,729 --> 00:23:31,079
his dad's name was Alfred.
372
00:23:31,606 --> 00:23:34,567
And so whenever we were out
running around, and we'd hear:
373
00:23:35,151 --> 00:23:37,653
"Tony Uncle Johnny," that was for me,
374
00:23:38,237 --> 00:23:40,948
and "Tony Uncle Al," that was for him.
375
00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:43,326
And there was "Tony
Uncle Philly." Remember?
376
00:23:43,493 --> 00:23:45,119
-Right, yeah.
-But
377
00:23:46,329 --> 00:23:49,123
he passed away, buon'anima.
378
00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:54,170
And Uncle Phil… Uncle Phil, he
passed away a long time ago too.
379
00:23:54,921 --> 00:23:58,007
So anyway…
380
00:24:00,092 --> 00:24:04,096
Tony's being away… …it's been hard.
381
00:24:05,097 --> 00:24:06,933
But he's back now,
382
00:24:07,183 --> 00:24:08,434
for good.
383
00:24:13,773 --> 00:24:15,691
So welcome home.
384
00:24:15,858 --> 00:24:17,693
ALL: Welcome home.
385
00:24:17,777 --> 00:24:19,028
Thank you.
386
00:24:20,696 --> 00:24:25,326
Come on, let me hear it. Welcome home!
387
00:24:27,370 --> 00:24:30,373
Hey, Ton, Meadow is incredible.
She's a fucking Ivy Leaguer.
388
00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:33,251
-You and Carm hit a home run.
-Yeah.
389
00:24:33,751 --> 00:24:36,045
I'm sure Kelly's all
right, wherever she is.
390
00:24:36,212 --> 00:24:39,924
-Hey, her old man was in prison.
-We tried to do everything we could.
391
00:24:40,091 --> 00:24:42,092
I know, I wasn't around.
What can I expect?
392
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:45,596
I mean, if things had gone
different way back when, who knows?
393
00:24:48,391 --> 00:24:49,767
What do you want from me?
394
00:24:49,934 --> 00:24:53,688
Nothing. I'm just saying,
it's good it wasn't both of us.
395
00:24:55,815 --> 00:24:58,484
Well, these things happen, right?
396
00:24:59,110 --> 00:25:02,405
You're gonna like
this place. This is nice.
397
00:25:02,572 --> 00:25:05,322
This is the kind of place we
always talked about having.
398
00:25:12,039 --> 00:25:13,249
Fucking weird.
399
00:25:13,416 --> 00:25:15,209
My cousin in the old man's seat.
400
00:25:15,376 --> 00:25:17,128
It's like Sun Tzu says:
401
00:25:17,295 --> 00:25:21,257
"A good commander is benevolent
and unconcerned with fame."
402
00:25:21,716 --> 00:25:22,758
What?
403
00:25:22,925 --> 00:25:25,928
Sun Tzu, the Chinese Prince Machiavelli.
404
00:25:26,387 --> 00:25:28,556
Tony turned me on to him.
405
00:25:28,723 --> 00:25:29,598
"Tzu, Tzu."
406
00:25:29,682 --> 00:25:30,474
[LAUGHING]
407
00:25:30,558 --> 00:25:33,102
"Sun Tzu," you fucking ass-kiss.
408
00:25:33,269 --> 00:25:34,937
Hey.
409
00:25:35,104 --> 00:25:36,606
Feech.
410
00:25:37,565 --> 00:25:39,965
You know, I missed you
by two weeks at Allenwood.
411
00:25:51,622 --> 00:25:53,707
This'll help you get started.
412
00:25:53,874 --> 00:25:55,583
Jesus, you're on your feet already?
413
00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:58,629
You hit the ground running,
and you don't look back, huh?
414
00:25:58,795 --> 00:26:00,255
Thank you.
415
00:26:01,673 --> 00:26:02,716
Come on.
416
00:26:04,635 --> 00:26:06,762
So you in on the bus-station project?
417
00:26:06,929 --> 00:26:08,805
Massarone's waiting on a number.
418
00:26:08,972 --> 00:26:11,141
-How's he doing?
-Good.
419
00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:13,018
We had coffee.
420
00:26:13,185 --> 00:26:15,854
He used to bore me, Jack.
421
00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:18,106
He ain't a bad guy once
you get to know him.
422
00:26:18,190 --> 00:26:20,067
I always liked him.
423
00:26:24,321 --> 00:26:28,116
I was very touched by
that funeral the other day.
424
00:26:28,283 --> 00:26:30,827
-Real heart-grabber.
-That fucking little Carmine.
425
00:26:30,994 --> 00:26:32,329
And after what?
426
00:26:32,496 --> 00:26:37,167
Five years in Florida
fixing wet T-shirt contests.
427
00:26:45,467 --> 00:26:46,551
[LAUGHING]
428
00:26:47,135 --> 00:26:49,596
Boy, are you fat.
429
00:26:51,181 --> 00:26:52,599
What did you say?
430
00:26:53,558 --> 00:26:59,064
Reginald Van Gleason
III. Boy, are you fat.
431
00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:04,987
That's good, yeah. Here.
432
00:27:12,285 --> 00:27:16,248
So, I got some ideas, you know,
for you. Get you on your feet.
433
00:27:16,415 --> 00:27:19,000
Unless, of course, you already
know what you wanna do.
434
00:27:19,084 --> 00:27:20,544
-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
435
00:27:20,711 --> 00:27:23,797
Well, yeah, I kind of got an idea.
436
00:27:23,964 --> 00:27:25,215
Yeah?
437
00:27:27,175 --> 00:27:30,137
Like four years in, I
got moved to Springfield.
438
00:27:30,303 --> 00:27:32,597
You know, where they
got the big prison hospital.
439
00:27:32,681 --> 00:27:34,474
It's mostly stab wounds, detox.
440
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,477
Anyway, this guy I knew from Elkton
441
00:27:38,061 --> 00:27:40,731
he was telling me how
I could be an orderly.
442
00:27:40,897 --> 00:27:43,150
You know, and how
it's like easy time and all.
443
00:27:43,608 --> 00:27:47,408
Well, you know, so then you're the guy
that hooks everybody up. That's smart.
444
00:27:47,571 --> 00:27:49,322
Yeah, but it wasn't business for me.
445
00:27:49,406 --> 00:27:51,491
I mean, I really got into this shit.
446
00:27:51,950 --> 00:27:55,620
Rehab block had guys with
broken limbs, muscle diseases,
447
00:27:55,787 --> 00:27:57,998
and we'd help them back.
448
00:27:58,165 --> 00:28:01,835
So, I think this might
be a thing I can do.
449
00:28:04,296 --> 00:28:07,799
I got my associate's degree
already. Took me five years.
450
00:28:07,966 --> 00:28:12,262
And now it's only, like, six months
more for my massage license.
451
00:28:12,637 --> 00:28:14,598
So, you wanna run a massage parlor?
452
00:28:15,932 --> 00:28:17,267
No.
453
00:28:17,934 --> 00:28:20,729
I'm gonna be a licensed
massage therapist.
454
00:28:24,066 --> 00:28:27,569
Look, I've been away
from all this a long time.
455
00:28:27,736 --> 00:28:33,575
I mean, if I got a shot at staying out and
putting shit together, I should take it.
456
00:28:35,285 --> 00:28:37,579
Because I was thinking, you know
457
00:28:38,538 --> 00:28:40,338
I got this air-bag thing going on…
458
00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:43,209
No, Ton, thanks, but… I
mean, it's a really nice offer,
459
00:28:43,293 --> 00:28:46,505
but I need regular
work until I'm certified.
460
00:28:46,671 --> 00:28:49,007
Just regular work.
461
00:28:53,512 --> 00:28:56,723
Well, I guess I know this guy looking for
462
00:28:57,766 --> 00:28:59,893
a delivery man for his linen fleet.
463
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:02,646
-Bobby Gociletto?
-No, no, no, Koreans.
464
00:29:05,649 --> 00:29:07,400
But I don't got my driver's license.
465
00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:09,778
So, why don't you go
to my guy at the DMV?
466
00:29:11,947 --> 00:29:15,492
As far as the union shit,
I can take care of that.
467
00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:19,913
Wow, Ton, thanks. Thank you.
468
00:29:22,290 --> 00:29:24,340
Come here. You're
the best, you know that?
469
00:29:24,459 --> 00:29:25,836
Yeah, yeah.
470
00:29:36,429 --> 00:29:39,015
-Out.
-Why?
471
00:29:39,182 --> 00:29:41,852
Because we are watching a
movie, and you are studying.
472
00:29:42,018 --> 00:29:45,355
And why must we keep
having that conversation?
473
00:29:47,315 --> 00:29:52,154
Here, number one on the American Film
Institute's greatest American movies list.
474
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,739
-Citizen Kane.
-Jesus, it's black and white.
475
00:29:54,906 --> 00:29:58,618
Oh, come on, that is what film
club is all about, trying new things.
476
00:29:59,327 --> 00:30:03,373
Now, to give us some background,
let's see what Leonard Maltin has to say.
477
00:30:03,915 --> 00:30:07,460
"A film that broke all the rules
and invented some new ones.
478
00:30:07,627 --> 00:30:10,672
The cinematography, music
and Oscar-winning screenplay
479
00:30:10,839 --> 00:30:14,885
by Welles and Herman J.
Something are all first-rate."
480
00:30:36,239 --> 00:30:38,533
[FILM MUSIC]
481
00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:29,834
WOW
482
00:31:30,085 --> 00:31:33,964
So it was a sled, huh? He
should have told somebody.
483
00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:36,633
It's fascinating that the
man had all that stuff,
484
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,136
but he died, you know,
alone, with nothing and nobody.
485
00:31:40,303 --> 00:31:42,639
Good. Prick.
486
00:31:42,806 --> 00:31:48,812
I hated it. "You supply the war, I'll
supply the headlines." How conceited.
487
00:31:53,108 --> 00:31:56,611
-There was the cinematography.
-Yeah, that was very good.
488
00:32:01,783 --> 00:32:04,327
-Oh, my God.
-What?
489
00:32:04,536 --> 00:32:07,205
I saw Laura Basi in the
dressing room at Loehmann's.
490
00:32:07,372 --> 00:32:11,918
Definitely had some work.
D-cup at least, and a lift.
491
00:32:12,085 --> 00:32:16,214
Well, she said she was remodeling
her upstairs, but I had no idea…
492
00:32:16,923 --> 00:32:18,133
[LAUGHING]
493
00:32:20,468 --> 00:32:24,014
So, Carm, how you doing?
494
00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:25,724
I'm okay.
495
00:32:25,890 --> 00:32:29,102
My lawyer, he's a top
guy, Robert Greenberg
496
00:32:29,269 --> 00:32:33,273
he says that New Jersey has
this equitable-distribution law.
497
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,490
So apparently 20 years entitles
me to at least half his money.
498
00:32:36,651 --> 00:32:39,029
Well, it should. You made Tony a home.
499
00:32:39,195 --> 00:32:43,408
You raised his children. Does
this guy know how to get it?
500
00:32:43,575 --> 00:32:45,952
Well, it's mostly cash, obviously.
501
00:32:46,119 --> 00:32:49,372
God. All those years,
and you could get nothing.
502
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:52,625
This other lawyer, Dan Minditch,
says we should play hardball.
503
00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:54,459
You know, go after the real assets.
504
00:32:54,544 --> 00:32:59,341
Marriage is beautiful in the
beginning, but two, three years later…
505
00:33:00,216 --> 00:33:02,886
You'd think there'd be
some romance, at least.
506
00:33:03,219 --> 00:33:05,180
-Janice, you're a newlywed.
-I know.
507
00:33:05,347 --> 00:33:08,726
Six months, and Bobby
still hasn't found my rosebud.
508
00:33:08,934 --> 00:33:09,894
[LAUGHING]
509
00:33:10,061 --> 00:33:12,063
Maybe he should hire a reporter.
510
00:33:13,564 --> 00:33:16,942
So the movie's over, and they all
start talking about their marriages,
511
00:33:17,026 --> 00:33:18,694
and how miserable they are.
512
00:33:19,612 --> 00:33:20,988
Bitterness.
513
00:33:21,405 --> 00:33:22,805
So besides the movie night…?
514
00:33:23,407 --> 00:33:25,701
-You have kids?
-No.
515
00:33:26,827 --> 00:33:29,580
So did you attend Carmine
Lupertazzi's funeral?
516
00:33:29,747 --> 00:33:31,582
I didn't know him.
517
00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:34,025
Movie night was fun, though.
518
00:33:34,335 --> 00:33:36,712
Who was there at the Tony
Blundetto homecoming?
519
00:33:36,879 --> 00:33:39,215
I told you, just family.
520
00:33:39,382 --> 00:33:43,010
God, is that all you think
about, is your fucking work?
521
00:33:45,346 --> 00:33:48,224
You don't care how I feel about anything.
522
00:33:51,977 --> 00:33:53,354
Okay.
523
00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:58,567
I was married to an agent.
524
00:34:00,111 --> 00:34:01,487
What happened?
525
00:34:01,654 --> 00:34:03,614
Did he cheat on you?
526
00:34:05,324 --> 00:34:08,368
While we were trying to get
pregnant, he climbed right over me
527
00:34:08,452 --> 00:34:11,747
to become an assistant
supervisor on the Milken task force.
528
00:34:11,914 --> 00:34:14,614
Moved to Los Angeles and
jumped a pay grade without me.
529
00:34:15,209 --> 00:34:18,587
My God, that… That's terrible.
530
00:34:19,004 --> 00:34:21,173
So where were we?
531
00:34:26,804 --> 00:34:29,807
What am I doing? I can't talk to you.
532
00:34:30,307 --> 00:34:33,057
I can't even talk to Christopher,
and he's my soul mate.
533
00:34:33,185 --> 00:34:35,604
I can't talk to my friends.
534
00:34:36,647 --> 00:34:41,527
I am being, like, ripped apart
here just snitching on people.
535
00:34:41,986 --> 00:34:44,822
For what? What do I get out of it?
536
00:34:44,989 --> 00:34:47,824
Take comfort in the fact that
you're doing the right thing
537
00:34:47,908 --> 00:34:50,786
-by helping your government.
-No, seriously.
538
00:34:52,872 --> 00:34:55,499
For me, it was when I was in college.
539
00:34:56,292 --> 00:35:00,087
My sister's boyfriend, Kyle,
traded our TV for six handguns.
540
00:35:01,130 --> 00:35:05,885
He sold five to a high school kid, then
used the last one to open a coconut.
541
00:35:06,051 --> 00:35:08,804
The ricochet left my sister a paraplegic.
542
00:35:11,891 --> 00:35:14,977
I knew I had to do
something about guys like him.
543
00:35:16,187 --> 00:35:22,318
Nowhere but the FBI is the line clearer
between the good guys and the bad guys.
544
00:35:24,862 --> 00:35:27,448
And you're with the good guys now.
545
00:35:35,372 --> 00:35:37,041
Jesus.
546
00:35:40,127 --> 00:35:41,378
[SNIFFLES]
547
00:35:43,589 --> 00:35:46,258
-Hey.
-T.B.
548
00:35:46,425 --> 00:35:48,719
I didn't call for no linen delivery.
549
00:35:49,303 --> 00:35:52,640
What do I find at the pork store?
A bunch a guys beating the meat.
550
00:35:54,475 --> 00:35:56,393
-Wanna deal me in?
-Absolutely.
551
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:00,355
-Stakes might be a little high for you.
-You know you can't pay us in napkins.
552
00:36:00,439 --> 00:36:01,565
[LAUGHING]
553
00:36:01,982 --> 00:36:04,985
You gotta let that dry before
you put on a second coat?
554
00:36:06,445 --> 00:36:08,145
Fucking Grandpa Munster over here.
555
00:36:10,157 --> 00:36:11,367
You gonna deal those?
556
00:36:11,534 --> 00:36:14,084
They're not candy bars.
You can let some of them go.
557
00:36:17,039 --> 00:36:19,250
What the fuck's that for? Drying shirts?
558
00:36:22,670 --> 00:36:25,172
That's a TAO master massage chair.
559
00:36:31,971 --> 00:36:35,140
I had no idea I was so tense.
560
00:36:35,307 --> 00:36:38,352
Like my back is on vacation.
561
00:36:38,519 --> 00:36:40,854
Well, it could definitely use one.
562
00:36:46,026 --> 00:36:47,278
What the fuck is this?
563
00:36:47,861 --> 00:36:51,824
-Hey, T, you gotta try this.
-He's really fucking good.
564
00:36:51,991 --> 00:36:56,370
There's nothing like the joint to teach
you how to ease another man's tensions.
565
00:36:56,996 --> 00:36:58,330
I'm gone for one hour
566
00:36:58,497 --> 00:37:01,792
all of a sudden it turns
into a fucking slumber party.
567
00:37:01,959 --> 00:37:04,795
Somebody woke up on
the wrong side of the bed.
568
00:37:06,630 --> 00:37:08,591
Can I talk to you a minute?
569
00:37:16,390 --> 00:37:19,727
None of your fucking business
which side of the bed I wake up on.
570
00:37:20,144 --> 00:37:22,605
-Jesus, it's just an expression.
-Bullshit.
571
00:37:22,771 --> 00:37:24,371
You know what I'm talking about.
572
00:37:24,481 --> 00:37:27,943
All that Reggie Van
Gleason, "Boy, are you fat."
573
00:37:28,110 --> 00:37:31,905
Things have changed around here.
I'm the boss of this fucking family.
574
00:37:33,449 --> 00:37:34,783
You're crowding me.
575
00:37:34,950 --> 00:37:38,203
You don't make fun of me, got it?
576
00:37:40,664 --> 00:37:42,082
Got it.
577
00:37:46,962 --> 00:37:49,173
And knock off the massage shit.
578
00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:52,217
It's a place of business,
not a Jack LaLanne.
579
00:38:02,895 --> 00:38:04,063
[SOFT MUSIC]
580
00:38:05,356 --> 00:38:07,232
You gotta declare all that?
581
00:38:08,901 --> 00:38:10,986
Most of it, anyway.
582
00:38:12,029 --> 00:38:15,157
-Well, if you had a good bookkeeper…
-Hey, you got change?
583
00:38:15,324 --> 00:38:19,202
Been sliding this stupid bill in and out
of the cigarette machine for like an hour.
584
00:38:19,286 --> 00:38:22,748
An hour? I bet you
can go longer than that.
585
00:38:23,707 --> 00:38:27,670
Listen to you. Why do you
always talk like a whore?
586
00:38:27,836 --> 00:38:29,838
Because men like it.
587
00:38:30,005 --> 00:38:31,548
Yeah?
588
00:38:31,965 --> 00:38:33,565
I think you're right about that.
589
00:38:35,386 --> 00:38:37,429
[SINGING IN ENGLISH]
590
00:38:47,773 --> 00:38:49,123
I am having a fucking time.
591
00:38:49,274 --> 00:38:53,070
Stay out late, come home
drunk, fuck anyone I want.
592
00:38:53,237 --> 00:38:55,531
Yeah, so, what's the difference?
593
00:38:57,032 --> 00:38:59,993
I don't know. It's a mindset.
594
00:39:00,369 --> 00:39:01,995
Jesus Christ.
595
00:39:02,162 --> 00:39:04,998
Ton, I was hoping you'd
be here. I gotta tell you
596
00:39:05,165 --> 00:39:08,084
you shouldn't go out and eat
up there in Fairfield no more.
597
00:39:08,168 --> 00:39:09,753
What the fuck you talking about?
598
00:39:09,837 --> 00:39:13,132
I went to collect from my cop up
there, and he gave me a heads-up.
599
00:39:13,298 --> 00:39:17,386
His buddy on the force saw some car out
by Napoleon's diner a couple weeks ago.
600
00:39:17,678 --> 00:39:21,181
And I remembered how
your goomar lives up there.
601
00:39:23,767 --> 00:39:25,853
-Yeah?
-Guy thought maybe they were fags.
602
00:39:26,353 --> 00:39:30,274
But he ran the plate, and
it bounced back a no hit.
603
00:39:30,649 --> 00:39:32,067
Feds.
604
00:39:32,401 --> 00:39:35,237
Cop said they were just
sitting there in the rain.
605
00:39:38,365 --> 00:39:40,465
I know it wasn't me
they tailed that night.
606
00:39:40,617 --> 00:39:42,619
My whole life's in the fucking rearview.
607
00:39:42,786 --> 00:39:44,663
-Mine too.
-Absolutely.
608
00:39:44,830 --> 00:39:46,790
It's Massarone.
609
00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:51,295
Jesus Christ. If he
flipped, I'd be fucked.
610
00:39:52,546 --> 00:39:55,549
-We all would.
-Well, he ain't been to the grand jury
611
00:39:55,716 --> 00:39:58,266
because we would have
heard from our girl up there.
612
00:39:58,844 --> 00:40:01,054
They could be just
following him at this point.
613
00:40:01,138 --> 00:40:03,723
-See if they get anything on him.
-They'll bring him in.
614
00:40:03,807 --> 00:40:08,520
Jesus Christ, they've turned a lot
fucking tougher guys than Jack Massarone.
615
00:40:09,855 --> 00:40:11,398
You want me to take care of it?
616
00:40:11,482 --> 00:40:14,359
All right, we don't know shit yet, right?
617
00:40:18,655 --> 00:40:21,074
He did give me that
fucking painting, though.
618
00:40:21,992 --> 00:40:24,892
-There was that, Ton.
-Can't a guy be fucking nice anymore?
619
00:40:24,995 --> 00:40:26,079
Friendly?
620
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,002
So, what do you wanna do?
621
00:40:31,169 --> 00:40:34,631
I wanna be absolutely fucking
sure, that's what I wanna do.
622
00:40:35,548 --> 00:40:39,093
All right, we arrange a
meet. I'll feel him out a little bit.
623
00:40:42,847 --> 00:40:46,017
I gotta do it. I know the
guy. I know the way he thinks.
624
00:40:46,184 --> 00:40:48,186
I know the way he acts.
625
00:40:50,688 --> 00:40:52,888
My old man was good
at vibing people out too.
626
00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:57,821
If Massarone's up to
something, I'll pick it up.
627
00:41:01,950 --> 00:41:05,787
You piece of shit. I don't believe this.
628
00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:11,668
[HONKING]
629
00:41:13,711 --> 00:41:15,171
[TIRES SQUEALING]
630
00:41:18,842 --> 00:41:20,385
Hold on.
631
00:41:22,053 --> 00:41:23,346
Yeah?
632
00:41:23,513 --> 00:41:26,682
I wanted to thank you for taking
components out of the home theater.
633
00:41:26,766 --> 00:41:29,853
Hey, I bought that for us to
watch movies as a family, okay?
634
00:41:30,019 --> 00:41:32,188
Not to entertain your girlfriends.
635
00:41:32,814 --> 00:41:35,733
I talked to my lawyer about
filing a separation agreement.
636
00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:39,650
I'm not paying a lawyer! We should
be able to settle this thing like adults!
637
00:41:39,737 --> 00:41:43,157
Then stop taking shit out of the house!
638
00:41:55,253 --> 00:41:58,923
-Hey, Tony, what's up?
-Let's take a walk.
639
00:42:03,636 --> 00:42:06,931
-There he is, huh?
-Hey, how you doing?
640
00:42:07,098 --> 00:42:09,183
-Good, good. How you doing?
-Okay.
641
00:42:09,350 --> 00:42:12,437
-Everything all right?
-Yeah. Watch the curb there.
642
00:42:12,812 --> 00:42:14,981
Hey, wait a second.
Before you say anything
643
00:42:15,148 --> 00:42:17,275
have you lost a little weight?
644
00:42:17,442 --> 00:42:20,486
You think? I don't know.
645
00:42:20,653 --> 00:42:25,617
Listen, I talked to our friend. You
know, the one that celebrates Hanukkah.
646
00:42:25,783 --> 00:42:28,577
-It's in the works.
-Oh, great, that's good news. Thank you.
647
00:42:28,661 --> 00:42:30,538
Yeah, yeah.
648
00:42:31,414 --> 00:42:33,625
So I been meaning to ask you
649
00:42:34,626 --> 00:42:37,295
you noticed anything lately?
650
00:42:37,462 --> 00:42:39,213
What are we talking about?
651
00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:41,466
You weren't followed here, were you?
652
00:42:41,633 --> 00:42:45,428
No, I… I don't think
so. I'm pretty careful.
653
00:42:47,513 --> 00:42:48,890
All right.
654
00:42:49,557 --> 00:42:50,934
Everything else okay? Good?
655
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:53,937
-EKG and shit, huh?
-Yeah, I guess.
656
00:42:54,103 --> 00:42:55,229
All right.
657
00:42:55,396 --> 00:42:58,983
But I gotta tell you, I
don't like what I'm hearing.
658
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,782
Relax.
659
00:43:06,658 --> 00:43:09,077
It's not worth losing your hair over.
660
00:43:09,243 --> 00:43:10,995
-Right?
-Okay.
661
00:43:11,621 --> 00:43:12,664
All right.
662
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:19,253
I couldn't tell shit. What
the fuck am I, a mind reader?
663
00:43:25,843 --> 00:43:27,971
So, what's the next step here, Ton?
664
00:43:31,307 --> 00:43:32,350
What?
665
00:43:33,351 --> 00:43:35,979
Said I looked like I lost some weight.
666
00:43:41,067 --> 00:43:43,069
Motherfucker.
667
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,074
Yeah?
668
00:43:48,241 --> 00:43:50,535
Hey, whoa, whoa.
669
00:43:50,702 --> 00:43:52,578
Take it easy.
670
00:43:53,496 --> 00:43:55,581
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on.
671
00:43:55,748 --> 00:43:59,919
That Korean, Kim. Something
about your cousin. I don't know.
672
00:44:06,175 --> 00:44:07,593
Yeah.
673
00:44:08,678 --> 00:44:10,054
[SOFT CHATTERING ON PHONE]
674
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,017
It's your fucking linen truck. What
do you want me to do about it?
675
00:44:14,183 --> 00:44:16,226
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
Fire him. Go ahead.
676
00:44:16,310 --> 00:44:19,230
Put him out in the
fucking street for all I care!
677
00:44:25,987 --> 00:44:28,156
If Tony B. wants to pick up some scratch
678
00:44:28,322 --> 00:44:32,035
he could do this
Massarone thing. If it goes.
679
00:44:32,201 --> 00:44:35,663
What the fuck is wrong with you?
The man is trying to go straight!
680
00:44:35,830 --> 00:44:38,207
Don't you give a fuck about your cousin?
681
00:44:38,374 --> 00:44:39,917
I'm sorry, T, you're right.
682
00:44:43,963 --> 00:44:46,382
That was a great party the other night.
683
00:44:47,759 --> 00:44:49,469
Fuck him.
684
00:44:49,635 --> 00:44:52,180
The guy's fucking useless to me.
685
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,275
Was that a yes on Massarone?
686
00:45:05,193 --> 00:45:08,863
Tony's got his own process.
687
00:45:09,822 --> 00:45:11,741
What's to process here?
688
00:45:14,118 --> 00:45:18,289
Honestly, Carm, this is a lot
better than watching Casablanca.
689
00:45:18,456 --> 00:45:21,334
I didn't need to see
that movie again anyway.
690
00:45:21,959 --> 00:45:26,214
Even if it kills Tony, I will have
that system back for next time.
691
00:45:26,798 --> 00:45:28,633
So, what is next on that list?
692
00:45:32,303 --> 00:45:35,014
Number three, The Godfather.
693
00:45:39,143 --> 00:45:41,896
Look at us. We'll kill
ourselves for these cigarettes.
694
00:45:43,064 --> 00:45:45,441
You know they had a bear back here?
695
00:45:46,067 --> 00:45:48,319
So how come Angie Bonpensiero don't come?
696
00:45:48,486 --> 00:45:50,696
Please. She's not welcome here.
697
00:45:50,863 --> 00:45:52,490
I thought everybody liked her.
698
00:45:52,657 --> 00:45:54,075
Don't you know about Pussy?
699
00:45:55,827 --> 00:45:58,412
He went in the program.
He turned on everybody.
700
00:45:58,579 --> 00:46:01,249
Us, the people he knew his whole life.
701
00:46:04,627 --> 00:46:07,421
Who knows why people do what they do.
702
00:46:07,588 --> 00:46:09,632
But what kind of person does that?
703
00:46:09,799 --> 00:46:11,676
I mean, it's like Judas or something.
704
00:46:11,843 --> 00:46:13,845
Eating that last supper with Jesus,
705
00:46:14,011 --> 00:46:17,014
and the whole time he
knows they're gonna crucify him.
706
00:46:17,181 --> 00:46:21,644
I mean, at least Judas didn't go
into any apostle protection program.
707
00:46:21,811 --> 00:46:24,647
He hung himself. He knew what he did.
708
00:46:30,069 --> 00:46:32,530
Oh, look at you. You're shivering.
709
00:46:33,531 --> 00:46:36,409
I didn't know it was that cold, sweetie.
710
00:47:09,734 --> 00:47:11,284
[PICTURE DROPPING ON THE FLOOR]
711
00:47:30,046 --> 00:47:32,048
[FRAME THUDDING ON MANTEL]
712
00:47:51,318 --> 00:47:55,280
I'll tell you, I don't know how
I'd be holding up. It's just…
713
00:47:56,615 --> 00:47:59,159
I guess you all are
really important to me.
714
00:48:00,035 --> 00:48:02,287
Carm, you'd do the same.
715
00:48:02,454 --> 00:48:04,248
We love you so much.
716
00:48:07,459 --> 00:48:09,378
Ade? You okay?
717
00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:15,133
[SOBBING]
718
00:48:15,467 --> 00:48:17,261
What's the matter?
719
00:48:21,807 --> 00:48:25,227
I'm… I'm not what you think.
720
00:48:26,645 --> 00:48:28,605
I don't know what to do.
721
00:48:29,314 --> 00:48:32,943
I need… I want to
tell you all something.
722
00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:34,903
It's driving me crazy.
723
00:48:35,070 --> 00:48:37,739
Well, you know you can tell us anything.
724
00:48:39,825 --> 00:48:41,159
[SNIFFLING]
725
00:48:50,210 --> 00:48:52,087
Oh, God.
726
00:48:54,923 --> 00:48:56,967
She's been drinking like crazy.
727
00:49:01,847 --> 00:49:03,932
Where are you going?
728
00:49:04,182 --> 00:49:05,183
[GLASS SHATTERING]
729
00:49:05,267 --> 00:49:07,144
Oh, my God.
730
00:49:08,061 --> 00:49:10,147
-Honey.
-Oh, my God.
731
00:49:10,314 --> 00:49:12,065
I'm fine, okay? Just leave me alone.
732
00:49:12,149 --> 00:49:15,110
No, you're bleeding. Let me drive you.
733
00:49:18,864 --> 00:49:20,866
[CAR STARTING UP]
734
00:50:03,075 --> 00:50:05,911
Ton? It's like 3 in the morning.
735
00:50:06,078 --> 00:50:09,778
Yeah, yeah, well, I couldn't sleep, so
I wanted to see if the phone worked.
736
00:50:09,915 --> 00:50:12,292
Well, yeah, it works great.
737
00:50:12,459 --> 00:50:15,337
I'm in my mother's basement,
and I can really hear you.
738
00:50:15,504 --> 00:50:20,258
Listen, you should know
that that boss there, Kim
739
00:50:20,425 --> 00:50:21,843
he's after your ass.
740
00:50:22,010 --> 00:50:23,929
I rub him the wrong way.
741
00:50:24,096 --> 00:50:26,598
Maybe you shouldn't be a masseuse then.
742
00:50:29,017 --> 00:50:33,397
Look, Tony, the reason I called,
you know, about the other day
743
00:50:34,314 --> 00:50:37,734
look, you can kid around with me, okay?
744
00:50:37,901 --> 00:50:40,320
But not when the other guys are there.
745
00:50:40,487 --> 00:50:42,614
I gotta maintain respect.
746
00:50:43,448 --> 00:50:45,700
No, I know. You're the boss.
747
00:50:45,867 --> 00:50:49,246
Jesus. See, you gotta be careful
what you say on this phone.
748
00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:52,958
It doesn't affect you, but it affects me.
749
00:50:55,585 --> 00:50:58,380
Right. I'm sorry.
750
00:51:02,801 --> 00:51:04,594
So everything good over there?
751
00:51:04,761 --> 00:51:08,765
You know, my mom's on my case.
752
00:51:09,641 --> 00:51:12,227
Who'd have thought we'd
both be on our own again?
753
00:51:12,394 --> 00:51:14,937
Well, you can get back
together with Carm if you want.
754
00:51:15,021 --> 00:51:17,857
She thinks it's up to her, and
she goes from zero to bitch
755
00:51:17,941 --> 00:51:20,485
every time I try to show
any warmth, you know.
756
00:51:20,652 --> 00:51:22,696
That's gotta be tough.
757
00:51:26,658 --> 00:51:29,953
Listen, Ton, I gotta be up in two hours.
758
00:51:30,454 --> 00:51:31,663
So go to sleep.
759
00:51:31,830 --> 00:51:34,416
But you're my cousin and my best friend.
760
00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:36,960
You gotta know we could always talk.
761
00:51:37,127 --> 00:51:39,504
Yeah, well, I'll buy a fucking lunch box.
762
00:51:43,550 --> 00:51:46,011
All right, go to sleep, go to sleep.
763
00:52:40,774 --> 00:52:43,193
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764
00:53:28,113 --> 00:53:30,824
We gotta talk about my
compensation overall.
765
00:53:30,991 --> 00:53:33,785
Interferon for my son's
MS? That's 20 a year now.
766
00:53:33,952 --> 00:53:37,580
Ray, you said you were gonna get us a
making ceremony, which you didn't do,
767
00:53:37,664 --> 00:53:39,624
and here you are, asking for a raise.
768
00:53:39,791 --> 00:53:42,043
Can't you talk to the higher-ups?
769
00:53:46,256 --> 00:53:48,633
Okay. We make Vito Spatafore
770
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,803
as running Ralph Cifaretto's
construction business.
771
00:53:51,970 --> 00:53:54,139
Has Chris ever confirmed that?
772
00:54:03,565 --> 00:54:06,568
-You wanna know something?
-What?
773
00:54:07,319 --> 00:54:10,697
This girl, she's totally
ripping off her employer.
774
00:54:10,864 --> 00:54:12,991
Probably over a hundred grand.
775
00:54:13,491 --> 00:54:14,784
What do you mean?
776
00:54:14,993 --> 00:54:17,162
Tina Francesco's her name.
777
00:54:17,329 --> 00:54:20,248
She's a bookkeeper for
this furniture wholesaler.
778
00:54:20,415 --> 00:54:22,750
She makes up vendors,
but writes them real checks.
779
00:54:22,834 --> 00:54:26,129
Then her father cashes them.
Is that, like, a federal crime?
780
00:54:26,963 --> 00:54:29,674
How many checks? I mean, how much?
781
00:54:29,841 --> 00:54:32,344
Like I said, probably
over a hundred grand.
782
00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:38,725
-Tina…?
-Francesco.
783
00:54:41,728 --> 00:54:44,272
The father's name is Victor.
784
00:54:45,649 --> 00:54:48,109
It's Brettler and Sons Imports.
785
00:55:00,246 --> 00:55:04,376
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